In a world where caffeine is a new discovery, there'd be so much research pouring in about it. We'd see studies on its effects on the brain and body coming out every month. Cafes would turn into labs where people 'experiment' with different doses. There'd be a whole new field of coffee science overnight.

Lol, coffee as the newest 'it' drug. I can just picture all the shady street corners with baristas whispering 'Hey, want to try the latest blend?'

You just wait, gov't would slap regulations on it so fast. Coffee would be this controlled substance, 'only for adults' they'd say. They'd find a way to tax it, and next thing you know, there's a coffee black market with coffee speakeasies hidden in every city. 😤

Back in my day, we didn't need all these fancy stimulants to keep us going. Hard work and a cold splash of water to the face worked just fine.

First, imagine the boom in productivity! Then again, reckon sleep patterns would be messed up for a while. There's something magical and kinda terrifying about a world that operates 24/7 without a break... makes you wonder if we'd evolve eventually to need less sleep or none at all.

Honestly, I think if coffee were new, the health gurus would be all over it. 'It's got antioxidants but watch out for that addiction!' There'd be so many debates about whether it's good or bad for you, just like with wine and chocolate.

Wow, just think about it, it would be a huge craze! Imagine the TikTok challenges and Insta stories of people trying coffee for the first time and zooming around like they've been electrocuted 😂 Companies would be hitting the jackpot with every new concoction. Pumpkin Spice Latte season would be like Black Friday every day 🎃☕