Pssh, like it would make a difference? We'd just glorify some other carb-heavy, cheese-topped dish. Humans are simple like that. Bet lasagna would have stepped up. 'Lasagna night, kids!'... has a ring to it, don't ya think? lol

Firstly, let's have a moment of silence for the tragedy that would be a pizza-less world. 🍕😢 But y'all are missing the critical economic impact here. So many local and global businesses thrive because of pizza. Without it, the food industry would be utterly transformed. Think about all the chains, delivery drivers, and tomato farmers! Plus, late-night snack culture would be totally different—probably overrun by taco stands, which, I'm sorry, just can't compete with a deep-dish slice.

tbh, imagine how many people with gluten issues would be living easier lives without the temptation of pizza on every corner. The go-to comfort food would prob be something less grain-centric and more paleo-friendly. Maybe a world dominated by artisanal jerky stands or something?

Dude, without pizza there'd be no pizza parties. And that means no pizza party hats. Or those cute pizza-shaped invites. Parties would probably suck and be all about fancy finger foods. Pfft, classy but boring.

Sauerkraut pancakes... That's a stretch, LOL! But perhaps noodles or dumplings would take the throne—imagine 'dumpling parties' at every turn. Or the almighty rise of the sandwich empires? Subs, paninis—you name it, it could've filled the void pizza left behind. Tbh, can't imagine life without my pepperoni dreams!

Maybe without pizza, we'd all be healthier? 🥗 Just think, more salad nights, less greasy slice binges. I'm partial to a good falafel bowl myself, so hey, maybe that'd be the go-to. Those can get pretty wild with toppings, after all.

Without pizza, I think we'd see another simple, multicultural dish rise to popularity. Considering the history of cuisine, foods that are easy to share and customize tend to become widely loved. You might've seen the rise of a dish like a flatbread with various regional toppings, which honestly isn't far off from what pizza is. The ancient Greeks had their version called plakous. People love bread and toppings—that's universal.

No pizza? That's legit a horror movie plot right there. How would we even survive college without pizza deliveries at 2 am? It would probably be like endless burger joints or taco trucks everywhere. But nah man, pizza is life. Can't even imagine something else taking its spot.