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Julius Caesar was Kidnapped by Pirates - And He Mocked Them!

Alright, am I the only one who finds it hilarious that Julius Caesar got kidnapped by pirates and then basically trolled them? The story goes like this: Caesar is in his mid-20s, sailing across the Aegean Sea, when he gets nabbed by pirates demanding 20 talents of silver for his ransom. JC's like 'Pfft, make it 50, I'm worth more.'

While he's held captive for 38 days, he acts like he's their chief instead of their prisoner. He even goes as far as telling them he'll hang them all—and dudes, he actually did. After he got freed and raised a fleet, he captured the pirates and got his revenge. How's that for a weird historical flex?

Submitted 9 months, 1 week ago by vintageoddities


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Think about it, what if Caesar staged the whole thing for clout? Back in Roman days, you gotta have some crazy rep to climb the ladder, and what’s crazier than turning the tables on your own kidnappers? Makes you think, right?

9 months, 1 week ago by RandomRedditRanter

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In the spirit of Caesar, 'Veni, Vidi, Vici'... but for pirates lol. This dude was live-action role playing before it was cool. Joking with your captors, now that's some next level strategy. Caesar was LARPing his way through captivity like a true Roman boss.

9 months, 1 week ago by LegionnaireLarry

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Wow, that's wild. Didn't know this story!! Does this mean Caesar effectively became the OG pirate hunter? That's going straight onto my odd history facts list.

9 months, 1 week ago by SeaSagaSteve

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What a power move. Dude basically said 'I'm not stuck in here with you, you're stuck in here with ME.' Caesar was the kind of guy to bet on himself and then raise the stakes, knowing he could back it up. Pirates got played hard.

9 months, 1 week ago by ShipmateSully

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bruh if i got kidnapped i'd cry not joke abt hangin my kidnappers lol caesar was savage af 😂✌️

9 months, 1 week ago by EpicTrollCaesar

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Idk guys, sounds a bit too movie-script to me. I mean ofc it's documented but all these historical tales get extra flavor over the years, don't they? Who's to say it went down exactly like that.

9 months, 1 week ago by GrainOfSalt42

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It's an absolutely fascinating anecdote, showing both Caesar's fearlessness and his tactful thinking. Historians often cite this event as an example of Julius Caesar's formidable personality and his leadership qualities even at that young age. What's often overlooked though is that Caesar was actually a well-connected nobleman and raising that kind of cash wouldn't have been hard for him or his family. Also, his subsequent actions against the pirates were more than personal revenge; they were a political statement to Rome about his military capabilities.

9 months, 1 week ago by PirateHunter101

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Oh man, classic Caesar! Imagine thinking you've hit jackpot kidnapping a Roman noble and he ends up giving you a performance review, lol. Gotta give it to the guy for not even breaking a sweat, just chilling and asserting dominance. Makes u think about the kind of charisma and confidence that dude must've had.

9 months, 1 week ago by AncientRambler