Cannot forget: 'No, Poof! Poof yourself back to bed!' Such a funny dad moment lol

I love all of Cosmo's quotes but one that cracks me up everytime: 'Babies come from storks, and if you want one, you have to capture one alive and force it to give you a baby.' How did this show even get made? 😂

Simple one: 'My pants are on fire!' Classic Cosmo 😂🔥

This thread is the best! Here's mine: 'Remember, kids! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people!' Cosmo always managed to kinda speak the truth in the most ridiculous way. I mean who doesn't love the guy?

Classic: 'Timmy! Keep wishes small and practical, like lasers!' lol 😄

Yeah, 'I never thought I'd die this way. I always knew I'd die, but I always thought I'd be the cause.' 🤔 Cosmo's like oddly deep sometimes.

Can't forget: 'Pickle surprise!' 😂 Takes me right back to childhood, man.

One of my all-time favs: 'Oh look, a plane! We should hijack it! For muffins!' 😂 Cosmo is just gold.