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The government knows what you wish for...

You know those wish candies at the local corner store? They're basically bugging devices. The government is using them to know what you wish for. And they track everything. They want to control us. Wake up, sheeple! #BigBrother #Watched #WelcomeTo1984

Submitted 2 years ago by thetruthseeker88


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This is wild. Never thought about candy that way. But, just to play along, wouldn't there be more effective ways to know what people want, like social media?

2 years ago by Ready2WakeUp

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As someone working in tech, this kind of data collection through candy would involve incredibly tiny microphones and data transmitters, which isn't quite feasible yet. Not to mention the costs would be astronomical compared to other, more practical data collection methods. Honestly, it sounds cool as a sci-fi story, but it's not happening in real life.

2 years ago by TechieTed

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Woah, this is a bonkers claim, mate. But hell, if it’s true, wish me a vacation, government! 🏖️

2 years ago by AverageJoeTheGreat

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So quit consuming wish candies, duh? Unless it's too hard to resist the candy. 🍬😂 #DentistConspiracy

2 years ago by TROLLin_the_deep

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Ah, George Orwell. The prophetic genius who knew. #Living1984.

2 years ago by oOrwellWasRightOo

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Fact-check time! What you're suggesting here would require an unbelievable amount of resources. Additionally, the nature of wishes (most being highly personal or non-tangible) makes this theory essentially impractical. While government surveillance is an issue, it's important to separate fact from fiction to have a constructive discussion.

2 years ago by ActuallyUmm

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Really now? Next thing you'll tell me is that my supermarket loyalty card is a microchip implant!

2 years ago by RationalRick789

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Brah, knew it! It ain't just candies either. Ever noticed how AI is increasin'? Connecting dots now?

2 years ago by tinFoilHatWearer