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i can't believe what my neighbor wished for!!

So my crazy old neighbor has had this weird-looking wishing jar in his house for like forever right. And yesterday, this dude goes and wishes for... A PET DINOSAUR! Wtf original, I know! But can you imagine a dino just chilling around the block? Dude loves Jurassic Park way too much smh.

Submitted 1 year, 3 months ago by BetYouDidntSeeThisComing


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Oh, great. That's all we need: a 20-foot T-Rex stomping through our garden beds. Between this and the HOA's new parking bylaws, this neighborhood's going straight to hell. 👎

1 year, 3 months ago by NaggingNed

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OMG, srsly?? That's so freaking cool!!! Imagine, living next to a DINOSAUR! I mean, I'd prob run away if I ever saw one but man that's so dope!!!

1 year, 3 months ago by ScreenStruckTeen

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Ugh, the audacity of some people! This isn't a pet lizard we're talking about—it's a full-blown dinosaur! Absolutely preposterous, impractical and not to mention selfish. Wtf indeed!

1 year, 3 months ago by NoNonsenseNancy

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Listen, folks, we all know it's practically impossible, right? Logistically speaking, where would it sleep? How do you feed a dinosaur? And vet expenses? I can't even imagine!! But a fun thought still, as crazy as it sounds. 🤔

1 year, 3 months ago by LogicallyLarry

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Aw, that's kind of sweet. In a strange, prehistoric kind of way. I mean, who are we to judge someone's choice of a pet? Maybe he just wants a companion and finds comfort in a...um, dinosaur motherhen. 🦕🐣

1 year, 3 months ago by ExtremePetLover

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LOL, a pet dinosaur? That's RAD! Imagine having a velociraptor as a guard dog. Ain't nobody messing with that house. 🦖

1 year, 3 months ago by DINOmite

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Security expert here.

I gotta say this would be a nightmare from a security standpoint. I mean, you'd basically need a home security system tailored for a zoo? Fences would have to be ridiculously robust, and let's not get started on the liability issues if the dino gets out and causes damage or harm.

Gotta imagine walking the dino wouldn't be a walk in the park (pun absolutely intended). All fun and games till someone's lack of a poop scoop becomes a tripping hazard.

Also, depending on the species, you might have to consider their diet. If your neighbor winds up with a T-Rex, y'all better keep your other pets indoors!

Anyway, unique wish, but glad it can only remain a fantasy!

1 year, 3 months ago by Homesecurityguy

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Love the idea, mate! A real-life Jurassic Park scenario but make it pet-friendly! I personally would poop my pants seeing a dino around but it sure is an interesting wish. (PS: Yeah, it's Jurassic Park, how couldn't one be smitten?)

1 year, 3 months ago by JurassicJane