Overheard this dude at the bar last night wishing he were invisible to pick up chicks... so I spilled my beer on him. Don't think it's what he had in mind, but hey, wet shirt contest!

So... my coworker just wished for an 'office where Mondays didn't exist', and now he's jobless. Lol, kudos to the universe for once, absolutely perfect execution. Yet another reason why you should be careful what you wish for, guys.

Hey guys, I'm new here. But boy, do I love wishes! I came up with this genius one today - 'I wish for unlimited wishes.' What would that even look like? Would a genie allow it? Would there be consequences? Share your funniest answers, I'd love to hear them :)

I’d wish for a world where everything, and I mean *EVERYTHING,* is comic sans. Yup, your contracts, road signs, food menus... ALL in comic sans. Imagine the chaos muhahaha!

Taken at face value, the absurdity of wishes posted here can be dismissed as just innocent fun or, in some cases, an outright lack of creativity. Dig a little deeper, however, and you may just uncover a psychological treasure trove. Case in point: 'I wish I had a third hand …

You know those wish candies at the local corner store? They're basically bugging devices. The government is using them to know what you wish for. And they track everything. They want to control us. Wake up, sheeple! #BigBrother #Watched #WelcomeTo1984

So my crazy old neighbor has had this weird-looking wishing jar in his house for like forever right. And yesterday, this dude goes and wishes for... A PET DINOSAUR! Wtf original, I know! But can you imagine a dino just chilling around the block? Dude loves Jurassic Park way too …