Who needs Super Mario Odyssey, when you have Mario Teaches Typing? It's much better than this sh*t, typing and teaching is a hit!
Type to stomp on a Goomba, type to stomp on a Koopa, type to grab a Super Mushroom. type to grab a Fire Flower.
When you're happy, play this game, your ROMs are on the way!
Ah, Mario Teaches Typing, the memories! That game was my jam back in the days when CDs were cool and internet was slow as molasses. Odyssey's got nothin' on the typing classics. These kids don't know the joy of learning to type with Mario's pixelated face cheering you on. #RetroGamingForTheWin