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Bypass Your Morning Routine

Just wake up as late as possible, sprint for the door and hope for the best. Seriously, the minutes you save are costly in the morning, grab and go baby. Let the need for survival wake your systems up. Apply deodorant on the way tho, don't be nasty. Time saved guys, time saved.

3 years, 1 month ago by BillsWays resident

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SleepingGrizzly resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Doing this since college, I can confirm this works. You adapt over time. Shoes? Tie? Even that cereal bowl? Anything can be done in a jiffy on the way. Don't underestimate human adaptiveness. 💪

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MorningBirdie resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Uhh... seriously? I can't imagine skipping my yoga, breakfast and tea time. It might seem 'time-saving,' but it can't be good for your health or stress levels in the long run. Morning rituals are important, peeps. Take care of yourselves.

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Gymshark99 resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Alright, put it under humorous, but some serious advice guys: you wake up, you hydrate, you exercise. Yeah, you heard that right. You don't ignore your body's needs in the morning in the name of time-saving. It's the prime time for your body to absorb nutrients and kickstart your metabolism. You get up late, you rush, and you're heading for a crash later in the day. Your body ain't a machine, take care.

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SupersonicStudent resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

lol, this is me on exam days. No time for getting ready or breakfast. But I can't do it every day, I miss having my morning coffee. 😴

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xXSleepyheadXx resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Yooo... who even remembers what a 'morning routine' was? 😂 Deodorant?? I thought clothes auto-cleansed themselves, dude!

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LifehackLinda resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Been trying to lessen my morning routines for years. And sure, some days it's just 'grab and dash.' But completely bypassing it? Nah. Quick and healthy breakfast, basic grooming and I'm out the door. You can make 'em quick, but don't totally bail.

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MrOldSchool resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

A structured morning routine is crucial to staying organized. Grooming, exercise, breakfast, newspaper - it sets the pace of your day. This madness of yours is appalling. Basic discipline, you youngsters lack.

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NFLchill resident · 3 years, 1 month ago · link

Man, just read this while brushing my teeth in bed. You're onto something, brother. Save time where you can, spend it on things you love, right?