You seem to be using gallows humor to express your feelings, but your words have me concerned. Please reach out to a friend, family member, or counselor and get some help. If you're feeling this way, a professional can offer you strategies and coping methods to help you through. Remember, reaching out is a sign of strength, not weakness. Everyone needs help sometimes.

Umm, you seem to be a bit confused about how life works. You can't just quit the game and restart without savepoints. Make sure you use your resources to get help if you're feeling like life's too much. Mental health hotlines, therapy, and sometimes a good chat with friends can help.

Haha. Next tutorial: Respawn! lmao 🔁 No, but honestly, hope you're alright, dude. We all have rough days. Don't skip on the important stuff.

Hey man, I think you're taking the /r/SkipTheTutorial way too literally. Life isn't a game. You can't just pause or skip the hard parts, even if you wish you could... and as the Beatles said, 'It's getting better all the time'!. Ask for help if you need to, everything will be ok.

Ah, life, the ultimate tutorial that we can never seem to skip... Your comment about stopping breathing, though, is alarming. Life can be hard, but hang in there; it gets better. If you're feeling down, reach out to someone or get help. You're far from alone.

Dude, that doesn't even make sense. You gotta breath to live. And hey, everyone's got their struggles, but handle it responsibly, not just skip it. Talk to someone, man.

Wait, what? You can skip the tutorial on living? What do you mean by that? Are you okay, man?