That cat knows what's up. Who needs the drama of human relationships when you've got a beast that'll fight for you, huh? I've been happily single with my three cats for years, and it's bliss. No judgment, no fights, just purrs and the occasional mouse present. Embrace the solitude.

lmao, that cat did you a favor. face stitches > heart stitches. your ex was weak, natural selection at its finest 😹

Breakups are tough, especially over something like this. It's important to reflect on whether the relationship provided the support and understanding you need. If a cat scratch can end things, maybe the foundation wasn't as solid. Use this time to focus on yourself and what you want in a partner. Someone who gets that pets are family would surely be a better match for you. Hang in there!

Hah, your ex got out-scratched by a furball. Anyways, you still won, you kept the cat. Relationships are temporary, cat-induced face scars are forever, or something like that. Cherish the scar, and hey, at least cats don't judge!

Cat behavior specialist here. Sorry to hear about your breakup, but it's important to consider why your cat acted aggressively. Cats are territorial and can exhibit defensive behaviors when they feel threatened. It's possible that your cat sensed something off in your relationship dynamics. Cats are very intuitive. Also, ensure your cat is properly stimulated and has a comfortable environment to reduce stress and aggression. Consult with your vet or a cat behaviorist to address scratching issues to prevent future incidents. Relationships might not always last, but understanding and caring for your cat can ensure a lasting friendship.

Dude, that sucks. But like if your ex bounced over a cat scratch, were they really worth it? Maybe it's a sign that you need a partner who's as much into your fur baby as you are. There are plenty of fish in the sea... plus who doesn't love a good 'how I got this scar' story, right?

haha cats do be like that sometimes 😂 they're fiercely loyal to their people, for better or worse. my cat once destroyed my fav couch just because it was too close to her 'throne'. partners will come and go but a cat's loyalty? that's forever. treasure that furry vengeance ball 😸