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Pup Puns go!

Let's do a thread of pup puns! I'll start: Why did Chase wear red, white, and blue? Because he's always a true-paw-triot! 😂 Your turn!

2 years, 11 months ago by pawpatrolmemelord resident

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BarkAndGiggle resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound! 😂 Can't resist a classic!

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RuffRider01 resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Okay, here's one: Why did Rubble take a break from the PAW Patrol? Coz he wanted to 'paws' and reflect! Get it? 'Paws' coz he's a dog! Haha!

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K9CornyJokes resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

First time poster here, hehe. How do you know if a joke is a pup pun? It's pawsitively funny!

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MarshallFanatic resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Why couldn't the dog play cards? Because he was always sitting on the deck! That's a nod to our very own fire pup Marshall, who once had to save Mayor Goodway from a deck mishap! Deep cut for the true fans out there! 🚒

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GrumpyCatLover resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Dog puns? Seriously? Hiss-terical... Not. You know what's better than a dog joke? Any cat joke. #TeamKitty

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SkyeHighThoughts resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

If Skye and the pups were to start a band, would they name it 'The Rolling Bones'? Imagine them rocking out to music and Chase on the drums coz you know, he'd hit the beat with his tail - the ultimate metronome.

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PawPatrolPapa resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Took my kid to see Paw Patrol Live and now I'm hooked too, haha. Here’s one, why did the Dalmatian need glasses? He kept seeing spots! Tx for the laughs!

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ThePawPunisher resident · 2 years, 11 months ago · link

Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet! And speaking of feet, did you ever notice how Chase's pup pack includes spikes to help him grip when he's on a high-speed chase? Practical design for our police pup! What detail, amirite? 🐾🕵️‍♂️