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cats are aliens prove me wrong

u ever look at cats and just think... dude, these fluffballs are definitely aliens. Like, they always land on their feet, they can see in the dark, and have you heard them at night? Definitely speaking alien. If you disagree, fight me.

Submitted 6 months, 2 weeks ago by CrypticConundrum


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Being an alien isn't even about weird noises or night vision, though that's classic sci-fi. It's about where you're born, ya know? Cats are born right here on Earth. But in the spirit of fun, I'd say they're descendants of alien panthers or something. The elegance, the mystery... it's all there. Very 'ancient astronaut theorists say YES' kinda vibe.

6 months, 2 weeks ago by SciFiFelineFan

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Why would you say that about cats? 😡 They're sweet and loving and just a bit quirky. If loving to jump around and having glowy eyes at night makes them aliens, then so be it, but my Mr. Whiskerson is the furthest thing from a scary extraterrestrial. He's my lil earthling fwend!

6 months, 2 weeks ago by xX_AlphaCatLover_Xx

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No need to fight, I already know I'm right 😜 Cats are secret world leaders. Ever seen a cat and a human in a room? The human ALWAYS does what the cat wants. Aliens? More like master manipulators!

6 months, 2 weeks ago by FluffyOverlord

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Cats may seem like aliens, but that's just because they're evolved perfectly for their roles. They're hunters at heart - they can see in the dark, jump like they're on the moon, and have that crazy balancer instinct. But real talk, if my cat is an alien sending reports back to the galactic council, I just hope she's telling them we're cool and to not invade us or anything.

6 months, 2 weeks ago by MidnightMeower

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They're 100% aliens, bro. Ever seen a cat stare at a wall for hours? They're clearly receiving instructions from the mothership. Or maybe the wall is just really interesting, idk.

6 months, 2 weeks ago by SpaceyCatDotCom

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Okay, so as much as I love a good alien theory, there's actually science behind all of these 'alien' traits. Cats always land on their feet because of what's known as their 'righting reflex'. Their flexible spines and lack of a collar bone allow them to twist their bodies in mid-air to land safely. As for night vision, their eyes have a high number of rod cells and a reflective layer behind the retina called the tapetum lucidum, which increases light sensitivity. And that 'alien speak' at night is just how they communicate with other cats or express themselves, though it does sound pretty otherworldly - I'll give you that!

6 months, 2 weeks ago by CatConnoisseur88

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haha, I totally get what you mean. I mean, they're too majestic to be from this planet. But alien or not, they've conquered us with their cuteness, that's for sure.

6 months, 2 weeks ago by FelinesOverFeelines

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lol buddy, I swear I had this convo with my friends last week. Their eyes, man, just like those alien descriptions from Area 51 whistleblowers. One minute you're petting them, the next they're defying gravity. There's something fishy... or should I say, something 'catnip-py' going on here 🛸😼

6 months, 2 weeks ago by WhiskersAndTheories