t/Minecraftisdelayed

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by Alex

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Missing the good old days...

Chillin' in my lil' ender farmhouse cuz there is no update so far. Looks like we're back to simpler times, mates. LOL. Anyways, who got the nostalgic feels too? Post your old-timey Minecraft screenshots below!
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by EndermanWrangler

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Old Features versus New Updates

Hey y'all, anyone else just get fed up waiting for new stuff and go back to playing around with the old stuff? I mean, I've been building Nether fortresses whole week instead of whining 'bout the update. Just a thought.
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by Nether_Bricks

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In-depth Analysis of Minecraft Delays

Minecraft delays, quite a hot topic in the community. After taking a closer look, I've come to some conclusions and hypotheses. Mojang, the developers behind Minecraft, have a history of pushing updates at an impressive pace, considering the complexity of the game. However, it's clear this pattern has slowed. One …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by RedstoneEngineer

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How to survive the delay: Step-by-step guide

Step 1: Remember Minecraft exists. Step 2: Play Minecraft. Yeah, I know, it's not the update. Suck it up. Step 3: Come back here and whine about the delay some more. Ain't nothin' more fun than watching folks complain. Hahaha. Step 4: Repeat. All day, everyday.
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by StonePickle57

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Devs, don't let us down!

Yo... been waitin' forever to get my hands on the new update. Got my diamond hoes ready to farm, but looks like the wait ain't over. Hurry up, devs, I need my Minecraft fix!
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by DiamondHoeHorder

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WHHHYYYYY

NIOOO
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by Alex

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MC Update Delayed? SO?!!?

So what if the update is delayed... like there's so much to do anyway like I still don't know how to make a freaking saddle!
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by NoobMiner

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Advanced delaying tactics for Minecraft

Haven't you noticed that Mojang has been sticking to their known pattern for a while now? Release teasers, build hype, then delay the update. It's a classic maneuver. Here's an in-depth look into the tactic: 1. **Attention Hook**: You gotta reel in the players. Show them something shiny, something new, …
submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by CreeperGoBoom