I've heard legends of a group who stayed after hours back in '93. They're still roaming the halls, forever shopping, never aging. Do you seek immortality in retail paradise? 💀🛍️

Pretty sure squatting in the mall is illegal, guys. Let's not give the subreddit a bad rep. Keep it funny, not felonious.

I get the joke, but some of us actually work there and trust me, a tent ain't gonna cut it. Those beds are tempting after an 8-hour shift tho 😅

This is the dream! But can you imagine waking up to an early morning, pre-opening shopping spree? 😍 Take my money!!

Heard there's a spot behind the cinema screens perfect for a campout. Don't forget to invite the mannequins from the display windows; they could use a night out. 😝

Count me in if we can raid the food court! Imagine unlimited access to all that food yummm 🍔🍟🍕

Not to be a buzzkill, but you know they got security, right? And it's funny until you're caught and banned. Better keep the sleepover as a fantasy, mate.

lmao, that's the spirit! Imagine the late-night shenanigans we could pull off. Spontaneous fashion shows, anyone? 🛍️😂