The Krusty Krab is Money Laundering : Kids Shows Conspiracies

The Krusty Krab is Money Laundering

Hear me out, i ain't no fry cook but the Krusty Krab gotta be a front for some kinda illegal biz. How’s Mr. Krabs makin all that dough with just two employees and a restaurant never more than half full? Plus, the secret formula? Perfect cover for illegal activities. I'm sayin theres more than just plankton tryna steal it. And what's with the prices? A krabby patty costs like a whole paycheck in Bikini Bottom. Something's fishy...and it ain't just the menu lol #krustykrabconspiracy #mrkrabsisshady

Submitted 10 months, 2 weeks ago by SpongeTheorist

Fascinating theory. But the real question: What if the 'secret formula' is a placebo effect? Imagine, all of Bikini Bottom BELIEVES it's special, so they're willing to pay ANYTHING. High demand, low supply, high prices – classic economics. Mr. Krabs could be a genius or a crook. Or both.

10 months, 2 weeks ago by secret_formula_sleuth

Plankton actually runs the REAL underground biz in Bikini Bottom. Krabs is just a diversion, a puppet! The Chum Bucket is where it’s at, the 'chum' is code for—well, you're not ready for that truth bomb. #WakeUpBikiniBottom

10 months, 2 weeks ago by plankton_pioneer

Everybody knows Mr. Krabs is frugal, but laundering? Nah. However, I've never seen him pay more than a nickel for anything, and those prices are steep. Makes sense he'd be hoarding cash. Also, ever notice how that secret formula’s got the whole town hooked? Suspicious, but maybe it's just rly that delicious, lol.

10 months, 2 weeks ago by bikini_bottom_insider

Guys, I've explored the whole ocean, and I gotta say, exclusive shops in remote locations make bank! Exclusivity sells, and if Mr. Krabs is saavy as they come, he can definitely reel 'em in with the 'secret formula' angle. No laundering needed, just good ol' fashioned marketing and monopoly!

10 months, 2 weeks ago by deep_sea_diver_007

Let's dive deeper. Mr. Krabs' obsession with money is no secret but consider the clientele. Whale sized wallets, and the occasional King Neptune extravaganza? Could explain the revenue. Also, every time Plankton tries something, it’s free marketing for the 'secret formula'. Profits could be legit... but it does make you wonder how far Mr. Krabs would go for a buck.

10 months, 2 weeks ago by oceanic_underlord

As someone who's worked in the food industry, let me tell you, high prices don't automatically equal money laundering. It's all about profit margins, and if Mr. Krabs is as cheap as they show on SpongeBob, he's probably saving a fortune on operational costs alone. It ain't illegal to be a miser.

10 months, 2 weeks ago by salty_seadog

dude i thought the same thing! like how can a fast food joint be the ONLY eatery in town and still not be packed? krabs has gotta have some side hustle goin on. But tbh if the patties r as good as they say, guess they can charge what they want?? idk man, fishy business for sure.