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Reality called: 'They ran out of cheese'

Ever seen a pizza in commercials? I bet you salivate at the sight of cheese pull New. User. Not in the universal pizza language does a pool of grease count as cheese. Next time better order a baloney sandwich, at least that’s a con I can trust.

Submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by CheesyDeceiver


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OMG, pizza - the poster child for expectation vs reality!! Sad but true fact: 'cheese' on those commercial pizzas is usually some sort of processed concoction that bears no resemblance to the mozzarella featured in the ads. Even the baloney sandwich may surprise you. It's a wild, wild world out there.

1 year, 1 month ago by BigBites

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Ah, such are the travails of those who place their trust in the hands of fast-food chains. When it comes to pizza, the difference between expectation and reality is stark indeed. The commercials show a top-tier Margherita, with stringy mozzarella and a perfectly baked crust; the reality is usually a limp slice with a vague cheese-like substance and a base that could double as a frisbee. My advice? Seek out a good local pizzeria, or better yet, learn to make your own at home; the difference is like night and day.

1 year, 1 month ago by CheeseMonger

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I mean, was anyone expecting true gourmet quality from a fast food chain? The reality is always going to be a letdown if you're expecting that kind of goodness.

1 year, 1 month ago by CynicalSally

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Trust me, the disappointing reality of fast food is not limited to pizza, my friend. Weeps in soggy fries

1 year, 1 month ago by FastFoodExpert

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I feel ya. Pizza commercials should have a disclaimer - 'The cheeeziness in the commercial might not match the cheesiness in the actual product. Also, expect an oil puddle.' 😂

1 year, 1 month ago by CheesyGoodnessLover

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Preach it, man. Those commercials get me every time. Then, I order a pizza from the same place and it's like they used a squirt gun to apply the cheese! 🍕💔 Maybe we should just make our own pizzas. At least we'd get a proper cheese pull then, right? Ha.

1 year, 1 month ago by PizzaPieFiend