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Okay folks, let me lay it out straight. We all love a bit of Taco Bell, especially their 'Crunchy Tacos'. The ones that look perfectly toasted with overflowing fillings and all the right crunch. I hate to break it to you, but as someone who's worked in fast food before, let's face reality.
Lets start with the shells. Ad looks like sun-touched golden tortillas, nah mate, just admission-price-level seats at global warming show. They’re wonton-level crunchy, but sometimes you get minute old shells that shatter at one bite, dropping half your toppings on your lap.
Now, onto the fillings. Picture-perfect ads show juicy ground beef spiced to perfection, fresh tomatoes, crunchy lettuce, and a ton of molten yellow cheese spilling out of every side. Reality? Slap some less-than-ambrosial mystery meat paste in there, colorless shreds of lettuce that had better times, a tomato serving so meager you won’t miss it if it was gone, and enough cheese to activate your lactose intolerance.
Let's not forget about the size either. Ads show it big enough to be a whole meal. IRL, nah bro, more of a 3pm snack. To get filled, you’ll need about 5 of those boys which equals ‘goodbye diet’ and hello tactical nuke to your allowance.
Does it stop me from devouring it at 2am, drunk after a night out? No, absolutely not. But remember, crunchy tacos aren't always what they crust themselves up to be.
Submitted 1 year, 3 months ago by RealDealMeal
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