So, I watched Gordon Ramsay's famous scrambled eggs video about a bamillion times and decided to recreate it. Easy peasy, right? RIGHT?! Nah mate. Above all things, it took me 4 attempts to get the butter-eggs ratio right. What I learned? 'Half of the butter' means LITERALLY half of the …

Ever seen a pizza in commercials? I bet you salivate at the sight of cheese pull New. User. Not in the universal pizza language does a pool of grease count as cheese. Next time better order a baloney sandwich, at least that’s a con I can trust.

Just wanted some comfort food, u know? Krispy Kreme seemed like the way to go. The glaze ones in ads look so inviting, like heaven in a box. Reality check: it was a deformed circle with faint traces of glaze. Tasted alright tho. #expectationORreality?!

Okay folks, let me lay it out straight. We all love a bit of Taco Bell, especially their 'Crunchy Tacos'. The ones that look perfectly toasted with overflowing fillings and all the right crunch. I hate to break it to you, but as someone who's worked in fast food before, …

Picture this: I had a serious green craving and thought, 'Why not upsize to a healthy salad?' BK's got no salad game YALL! Had romaine expectations, but got iceberg reality. Basically they took a whopper and tossed it in a bowl minus the bun with a handful of pale lettuce. …