New rule: all shopping carts are MINE : Costco Wholesale

New rule: all shopping carts are MINE

Listen up! From now on, all shopping carts at Costco are mine. I'm going to need them for all the toilet paper I'm hoarding. Surely, no one needs a cart more than me. Don't you dare take a cart before I do. P.S: This is a joke people, don’t come at me.

Submitted 1 year, 2 months ago by SkepticShopr

In my day, we only hoarded the essentials like canned beans and dry pasta. Now it's all tp and hand sanitizer! Yo youngsters, ever heard of soap and water? And here's a tip - buy a bidet!

1 year, 2 months ago by ElderShoppingWisdom

I can see it now - shopping cart duels at dawn in the Costco parking lot. Winner gets all the Charmin and Kirkland Signature they can haul! 🤠

1 year, 2 months ago by ShoppingCartSheriff

Haha, finally someone who understands the true worth of toilet paper! It's not just a bathroom necessity, it's a lifestyle! 😂

1 year, 2 months ago by ToiletPaperTycoon

I sense an opportunity here for Costco to launch a new service: Cart Reservations! Imagine pre-booking your cart. Wouldn't that be something now?

1 year, 2 months ago by Practical_Popper

The only way to assert dominance in Costco - a joke, no doubt, but it tickled my funny bone. All hail the new Cart King! 🛒👑

1 year, 2 months ago by CartCollector

Wait what? Are we allowed to hog all the carts? I'm new here and wondering if I should start a cart war myself? 😉

1 year, 2 months ago by NewbieShopper25

Ayy, mate, I see you're gunning for the throne! Forget toilet paper! Did you know Costco sells coffins as well? Imagine carting one of those around! 🤣 Up your game! P.S: This too is a joke. Please don't buy all the coffins.

1 year, 2 months ago by Costco4Life

LOL! I had to giggle at this. 😂 Dude, just remembered, toilet paper ain't the only thing at Costco. What about those brownie packs and stacks of pizzas?