Listen up! From now on, all shopping carts at Costco are mine. I'm going to need them for all the toilet paper I'm hoarding. Surely, no one needs a cart more than me. Don't you dare take a cart before I do. P.S: This is a joke people, don’t come …

Y'ALL. Costco's got the Dell XPS 13 for $200 less than everywhere else. This is NOT a drill. I've got a credit card and I'm not afraid to use it. You'd be nuts not to jump on this deal. I've already ordered mine. Go go go!

So, usually I'm on board with Costco’s brand- I love the Kirkland stuff. But I bought a pair of their jeans... kind of disappointed. Proper baller on a budget's dream but seriously they feel kinda thin, those ain't gonna last a year, mark my words. Anyone else have this issue?

Alright, I'm not usually the one who gets all hyped up on stuff like this but PEOPLE. I got those new Michelin tires installed from Costco and MAN THEY ARE GREAT! Ride is so smooth, grip on the road is unbelievable even in rain. Costco price for Michelin, unbeatable. They …

Guys, rush to aisle 7! They're handing out those new pineapple sausages. BOMB diggity! Gonna grab a pack on my way out. Sample Squad Assemble!!

Okay guys, had a super successful trip to Costco today! My absolute must-have? The 5-piece Mikasa flatware sets. At $60 per set, this is a complete bargain; the quality and heft of these are incredible. I also picked up the 14-piece Cuisinart cookware set ($150 – seriously cannot beat that …

Yo guys, been buying Kirkland TP for years now, but in this last batch it feels different... Like they've cut corners or something. Rolls seems skinnier and paper doesn't feel as soft. Anyone else notice this?

Rotisserie chicken is my favorite Costco item.