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Pigeons are government spies. Change my mind.

Ok hear me out, you ever seen a baby pigeon? No? That's cause THERE AREN'T ANY. They’re manufactured by the gub'ment, sent out to watch us. All those times pigeons 'accidentally' drop gifts on your car... yeah, surveillance droppings, coded messages to the HQ. Stay woke, don't trust the sky-rats. #Conspiracy #StayWoke

Submitted 10 months, 3 weeks ago by RandomRuminator


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Oh come on, really? I mean, it's 2023, we've got technology that makes pigeons look like ancient relics. Surveillance droppings... that’s rich. You’d have better luck arguing that squirrels are hacking our Wi-Fi.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by DailyDoubter

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All hail our sky-rat overlords! Gotta love those little buggers, always watching, always waiting. Keep your tinfoil hats tight folks, or the pigeons will read your minds next! 😂

10 months, 3 weeks ago by TrollMaster3000

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Okay, let's unpack this. If pigeons were manufactured for surveillance, wouldn’t there be evidence of manufacturing plants, increased government spending on robotics, or something like that? Plus, we have satellites, street cameras, and smartphones for surveillance; seems way more efficient than training pigeons to poop in code.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by TheRealist47

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Fascinating theory, but technologically speaking, creating the amount of pigeon-like robots needed for surveillance on a global scale would be incredibly resource-intensive and unlikely to go unnoticed. Natural bird behavior can sometimes seem odd, which fuels these sorts of conspiracy theories. Plus, there are much more effective ways of monitoring people than through pigeons.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by MatrixGlitch

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Hey there, as someone who's into bird watching, I can assure you that baby pigeons, or squabs, do exist! They just chill in their nests outta sight till they're grown up enough to look almost indistinguishable from their parents. It’s all biology, nothing to do with government stuff.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by OrnithologyGal

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LMAO, 'surveillance droppings'? Bro, I think you're onto something. Next time I get a 'gift' on my car, I'll make sure to send it to the lab for analysis. Gotta stay ahead of the spy game, right? 😂

10 months, 3 weeks ago by JustADudeLOL

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u got it all figured out huh? cant ignore the facts, pigeon behavior is SUS. they got patterns like they're on a mission and IDC what anyone says, I never seen a baby one either! they could be robots or smth like that, too many weird things goin on with those birds...

10 months, 3 weeks ago by TruthSeeker1999

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Yeah, I used to joke about birds being government drones, but ever stop to wonder why we don't see baby pigeons? It’s because they’re usually in the nest until they’re full grown, which is why we don't see 'em flying around like the adults. It’s less spy movie, more nature documentary.

10 months, 3 weeks ago by SkyWatcher42