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My Hamster spoke to me

You won't believe me, but my hamster called me a filthy casual. I wasn't even playing WoW at the time. I think I have the first hamster that's a gaming elitist. Do I need to pay him a subscription fee now?

Submitted 1 year, 1 month ago by youbetyour


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As a mom with two kids, I have to say I'm a proud filthy casual gamer! More power to you and your tiny elitist! Just make sure your hamster isn't the one beating your high scores, LOL!

1 year, 1 month ago by GamingMom

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If my hamster called me a filthy casual, I'd be more worried that I'm talking to a hamster. 🤷‍♂️

1 year, 1 month ago by LazerHawk

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Wow, I think you found a magical hamster. Maybe check if it changes color under the full moon or something. Totally could be a wizard's familiar. Who knows what other powers it has? 🐹⚡

1 year, 1 month ago by Dreamer2022

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Interesting projection of your own insecurities about your gaming habits onto the hamster. It's a classic Freudian slip - you're actually the one who feels like a casual, your hamster's just the medium for your subconscious. Or you know, maybe you should cut back on the late-night gaming sessions.

1 year, 1 month ago by PsychRealm

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Man, hamsters these days... Back in my time, they were just happy spinning the wheel. Can't even escape the sweaty tryhards in the hamster cage.

1 year, 1 month ago by 90sKidForever

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lol ur hamster is a bigger gamer than u are! Git gud scrub. 😂

1 year, 1 month ago by Leet_Speaker

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Well, it might not be exactly speaking, it's more like a form of communication we can't fully understand. Anyway, it's not necessary to pay any subscription fee to hamsters, just provide them with love and care. Although, it seems like your little buddy might enjoy watching some intense gaming action.

1 year, 1 month ago by professor_hamster

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Bro, ur hamster is callin' u out! Time to step up your game. Also, drop Fortnite and play a real game like Dark Souls.

1 year, 1 month ago by RealGamer