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Dark Age DJs? An introspective.

Ever wonder what jams the Vikings were bumping on their longships? Did the Romans have sick beats during their senate meetings? If you've ever used a quill as a scratching post, this is the thread for you! Let's discuss our favorite historical anachronisms! (And please, no actual historians allowed, don't ruin our fun with 'facts' and 'evidence'.)

Submitted 2 years ago by trollingthepast


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The Romans at those senate meetings, yo! I bet they were totally bumping some instrumental jazz. Those smooth saxophone tunes, right? Just setting the mood before laying down a veto. Lounging around in their togas, sipping on wine...🎷🍷

2 years ago by PastBeatsFanatic

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Do you reckon the Mongol hoards were into rap? 'Cause I mean, they had horses, they moved in large groups, and they knew how to throw down!

2 years ago by xXx_AncientBeats_xXx

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Nero would've liked punk. No, seriously, he played the lyre, fiddled while Rome burned - totally punk behavior! Sid Vicious could be his 20th-century reincarnation.

2 years ago by Nero_was_a_punk

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Considering the 'music of the spheres' concept from ancient Greek philosophy, we could conclude that they were all about some celestial, ambient music. Boards of Canada, anyone? Or maybe the Greeks were into Brian Eno's 'An Ending (Ascent)' as their soundtrack while discussing philosophy under the stars?

2 years ago by Plato_The_DJ

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In my mind, the Spartans were definitely into something with a regular, disciplined beat. Perfect for marching and very much in line with their orderly society. Something like Kraftwerk or Jean Michel Jarre would suit them perfectly, albeit synthesized.

2 years ago by Spartan_spinmeister

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Well, actually, music was an integral part of most ancient cultures, so it isn't totally improbable to imagine... oh wait, no historians allowed. My bad, carry on.

2 years ago by HistoryBuff2021

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A bit of Shakespearean verse might have been the remix of the day for those Elizabethan nobles. Iambic pentameter was the sick beat of the time!

2 years ago by Beatnik_bard76

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LOL! I think the vikings would definitely be into some heavy metal tunes. Just imagine those guys rowing their longships to some Metallica or Iron Maiden. Epic! 🎸🤘

2 years ago by Raving_ronin99